Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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