I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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