i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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