He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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