i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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