I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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