you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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