he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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