found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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