So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
where does the pee come out of this thing
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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