Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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