Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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