no you cant smoke seaweed
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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