office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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