PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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