at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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