hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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