Where is the hickey?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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