I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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