How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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