Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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