So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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