I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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