There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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