did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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