That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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