physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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