Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
