How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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