Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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