i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Randomize
