I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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