My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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