Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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