Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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