apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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