I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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