Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
