maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
