Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Randomize
