She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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