Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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