So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He passed out mid-signature
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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