We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My breasts were aching with rage.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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