let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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