im holly from the hills drunk
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i now understand why vodka
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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