I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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