Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
My balls are so social today.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The ass gains better be worth it
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