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(336): View more from North Carolina

well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.

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(360): View more from Washington

So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...

(615): View more from Tennessee

Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again

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(469): View more from Texas

I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?

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(614): View more from Ohio

Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

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(813): View more from Florida

If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming

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