I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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