Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
